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Tuesday 24 Jan 2012
I want Christina Hendricks’s sweater. I mean, look at this photo. Who knows if it was taken last week or 15 years ago. Apparently, this style is timeless.

I want Christina Hendricks’s sweater. I mean, look at this photo. Who knows if it was taken last week or 15 years ago. Apparently, this style is timeless.

Tuesday 24 Jan 2012
SHAQ AS FEZZIK

SHAQ AS FEZZIK

Saturday 14 Jan 2012

Last time I was in Portland, while walking to a brewpub with Paul and Ben, we saw a girl with thick bangs and chunky glasses sitting in an old boxy volvo drinking out of a mason jar. Ben said the mason jar pushed it too far into “Portlandia” territory, but now I want to somehow find her and show her these.

wanderlustandtethers:

twigandsparrow:

I love smart design!!

The Cuppow is a sipping lid designed to fit your standard Ball Jar

Just bought some (gifts!). And now I really want coffee.

Monday 9 Jan 2012
Llama del Rey is the next big thing.

Llama del Rey is the next big thing.

(Source: fochaux)

Thursday 5 Jan 2012
I don’t believe this is a real thing, it can’t be, right? Right? 
Also, it says “ages 3+”. If I had to guess, I would’ve thought this would be most amusing to two year olds, but what do I know about children. 

lacey:

babs-the-red:

scout:

Holy shit. Also, while googling poopy time fun shapes to see if this was actually a thing, I came across a place called POOPREPORT.COM POOP. REPORT. Poop report. “Your #1 source for your #2 business.”

poop is in no way fun. what is wrong with people??

I wonder if I can get this delivered before Valentine’s Day. I want to leave heart shaped poops in the toilet for Kevin because I’m a romantic. <3 <3

I don’t believe this is a real thing, it can’t be, right? Right?

Also, it says “ages 3+”. If I had to guess, I would’ve thought this would be most amusing to two year olds, but what do I know about children.

lacey:

babs-the-red:

scout:

Holy shit. Also, while googling poopy time fun shapes to see if this was actually a thing, I came across a place called POOPREPORT.COM POOP. REPORT. Poop report. “Your #1 source for your #2 business.”

poop is in no way fun. what is wrong with people??

I wonder if I can get this delivered before Valentine’s Day. I want to leave heart shaped poops in the toilet for Kevin because I’m a romantic. <3 <3

(Source: hatethefuture)

Monday 26 Dec 2011
wow. And on a Prius!
daveholmes:

jakefogelnest:

mikerosenstein:

#cool plates bro  (Taken with instagram)

Yikes. 

I know this person. Lovely human being. You know, OTHERWISE.

wow. And on a Prius!

daveholmes:

jakefogelnest:

mikerosenstein:

#cool plates bro (Taken with instagram)

Yikes. 

I know this person. Lovely human being. You know, OTHERWISE.

Saturday 24 Dec 2011
Yesterday we went to Slappy Cakes for breakfast, a pancake restaurant where you make your own pancakes. There&#8217;s a griddle in the middle of the table, you choose what flavor batter you want, and they bring it to you in squeeze bottles. 
Normal round pancakes gave way to experimenting with different sizes and shapes &#8212; my favorite was Paul&#8217;s signature in pancake form.

Yesterday we went to Slappy Cakes for breakfast, a pancake restaurant where you make your own pancakes. There’s a griddle in the middle of the table, you choose what flavor batter you want, and they bring it to you in squeeze bottles.

Normal round pancakes gave way to experimenting with different sizes and shapes — my favorite was Paul’s signature in pancake form.

Monday 5 Dec 2011
This magnificent creature was Col. Klink of Kenwood. He belonged to some friends of mine, and I would often dogsit/housesit for them. I received a phone call this morning informing me that Klink had to be put down last night after suffering a broken back. 
I am so very very sad and will dearly miss that little dog. Another friend of ours put this in response on facebook, and I agree wholeheartedly. This is what dogs do. 

All my life dogs have taught me the meaning of&#8230; and helped me to experience&#8230;.what Love is&#8230;He was a great teacher and I am grateful to have studied with him.

This magnificent creature was Col. Klink of Kenwood. He belonged to some friends of mine, and I would often dogsit/housesit for them. I received a phone call this morning informing me that Klink had to be put down last night after suffering a broken back.

I am so very very sad and will dearly miss that little dog. Another friend of ours put this in response on facebook, and I agree wholeheartedly. This is what dogs do.

All my life dogs have taught me the meaning of… and helped me to experience….what Love is…He was a great teacher and I am grateful to have studied with him.